Herbie: This really stinks. Mom says that when the snow gets crunchy and my nose and toes freeze, it’s too cold to go for our normal four mile walk. Bah. She just needs to buy me some boots and a sweater and I’ll be fine.
Ruby: I’m a little more philosophical about these arctic temperatures. I mean, let’s be honest! I may be just a newbie around these parts, but when my pee freezes before it even hits the snow, I don’t think it’s in anyone’s best interest to spend any more time outside than absolutely necessary!